How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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