Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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