high people should be assigned attendants
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
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I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
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yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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