cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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