Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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