you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
She needs sedatives and a leash
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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