escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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