i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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