I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
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Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
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If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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