We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
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and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
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I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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