uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I'm jealous of your bromance
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
21 Porn Stars Confess What Sex Is Really Like On Set
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
19 People That Found Pubes In All The Wrong Places
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going