My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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