; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
North Korea, Best Korea!
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
There are leaves in my underwear?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
