I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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