She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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