Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
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I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
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Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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