IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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