Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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