TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
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if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
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If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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