I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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