I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Randomize
