no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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