We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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