Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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