if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Never joke about your clitoris.
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