You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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