Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
should my penis look like a turkey
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You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
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The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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