They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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