Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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