I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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