Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I need help removing her.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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