I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
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We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
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I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
You were trust falling into bushes
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