Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I still have a little drunk in my system
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Randomize
