my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
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My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
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i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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