I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
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Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
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I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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