when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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