i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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