Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
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did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
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How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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