I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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