Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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