I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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