found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
4 words: hood of his car
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
you told grandpa to call you daddy
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Randomize
