Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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