If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
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Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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