i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
Randomize
