i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
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someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
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Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
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