My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
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We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I still have a little drunk in my system
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
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Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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