so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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