Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
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