normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
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I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
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She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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