I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
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THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
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... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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