I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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