bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
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Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I think we might need a safe word for this...
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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