Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
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Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
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I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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