youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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