Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
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I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
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not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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